Sitemap - 2021 - Tom Morton's Beatcroft
Guided by seagulls."We contributed to these islands! You're standing on her..."
Sheep for goalposts! “I really want to know what the hell this adds up to…”
𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬! 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞?
“It’s TOO LATE! He’s been infected with...DRONE BLOOD!”
"Getting off with a lay nun who believes in primal screaming..."
Shetland, Series 6, Episode 1: Nietzsche, ya bas
Hard times at the Easy Hotel: four Glasgow nights
Cliff Hanley's Dancing in the Streets
Fantin': Eating for Scotland 4: Pizza
The Ballad of Runrig at Pickaquoy
Remotely civilized: fancy living Very Far Away?
Henry Hoover, Vileda Turbo mops and the Kata of the Thirteen Bins
Unwilding: Losing the Lang Kames
It Tolls For Thee - published today
Shetland's first oil tanker crisis, seven decades before the Braer