Green Limousine
Elvis Voe's Fitful Head sings about cars, girls and (possibly temporary) Scottish Government ministers...
I want to ride
In Lorna’s limousine
She’s got a driver
She’s just like the queen
It’s a hybrid
It’s sort of clean
Paid for by a Government department
There’s space to practise
Her circus skills
She can do handstands
Going downhill
There’s a trapeze and a windmill
Vegan snacks in the glove compartment
In the green limousine
Along the M8 up the M9
Runs on electricity
Sometimes
Being a Scottish minister
Is just sublime
Canada’s got nothing quite like this
Lorna’s got a chauffeur
Patrick ‘s got one too
They have races up the Royal Mile
They’ve nothing else to do
They visit allotments
They’ve been to quite a few
Run down a few electric cyclists
In their green limousines
And when it’s over
They’ll wonder what the fuss is
When they realise
They have to pay for buses
And there’s more to the environment than just Net Zero talk
Ordinary people sometimes have to walk
No green limousine
Hope you are well Tom.
I miss your show on the radio.
Very good.